error haiku

404

the page you looked for
has gone where the pages go
you came all this way

500

something broke inside
not your fault, the server says
and then says nothing

low disk space

no room left to keep
one more photograph of you
I delete the rest

connection reset

halfway through a word
the line between us goes still
say it again, please

a blue screen

a blue so complete
even the cursor gives up
I make tea and wait

403

the door is right there
I can see the light under
it is not for me

408

I waited so long
that I forgot what I asked
the answer was yes

the printer

paper jam again
the printer and I agree
on nothing today

unsaved changes

you have unsaved work
do you want to keep it? yes
I want to keep all

410

not lost, the code says
gone, and gone on purpose, gone
I bookmark it still

418

I am a teapot
you asked me for coffee, friend
I can only pour

no error

one sentence a day
someone here taught me that much
is enough. I stop.